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All day, the only things that have been on my mind are06:53 Mar 05 2013
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Vibrators, lube, dildos and various other delights...
I've been studying furiously over the past few days in preparation for a potential job in an adult shop!!! I'll be like a kid in a candy store if i get this Bahahaha
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dabbler
07:41 Mar 05 2013
One day the owner of a porno store goes out for a while, leaving the shop to his clerk. Soon a white woman goes into the sex shop.
She asks, "How much are your dildos?"
The clerk answers, "We have black and white ones, $35 each."
She says, "I think I'll take a black one. I've never had a black one before."
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
The clerk answers, "We have black and white ones, $35 each."
She says, "Hmmm... I think I'll take a white one. I've never had a white one before..."
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
Clerk says, "We have black and white ones, $35 each."
The blond asks, "What about that plaid one on the shelf in the corner?"
Clerk says, "Oh, that one is extraordinarily special, and our last in stock. You can have it for $200."
The blond thinks a moment, and says, "I'll take it, I never had a plaid one before..."
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the clerk responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $200!"
fr4gil3
02:19 Mar 08 2013
Hahahaha...that's awesome!